imthedad:

hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last oreo

(via oneshootingstar)

OH MY GOSH

regal-storm:

I’m sitting on my bed eating junk food studying for exams wearing a tank and nike shorts

Which I guess means it’s going to be worse in college

Edit: And by worse I mean we’ll be sitting in our underwear eating out of a very large carton of ice cream with cheetos and miscellaneous junk food et cetera, et cetera inside our pillows and covering the bedsheets. Goodnight everyone. I’ll let you know in a few years if that actually happens.

shagmestyles:

There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”

(Source: wtfstyls, via oneshootingstar)

Dad just took my old computer to get all the documents and things like that onto a hard drive…in his office… and I’m sitting here trying to figure out if there’s something on there that I really didn’t want anyone else to see…

Embarrassing things… private things…

….. OH MY GOSH CRAP ALL MY GIFS

(I mean, those aren’t the things that I’d be embarrassed of but)

OH MY GOSH CRAP ALL MY GIFS ARE ON THAT COMPUTER ALL MY GIFS

MY GIFS

ALL MY

aughAUGH